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colberry ([personal profile] colberry) wrote2010-09-02 04:15 pm

"i <3 female orgasm"


As you can see from the title, college continues to inspire.  I'll be seeing that tonight.  No, really, it's an actual "academic event" and not just a beautiful statement, haha. 

Lesson #11:  You will discover that you can in fact fit 13 people into a dorm room -- with room for more if you count lap-space

Lesson #12:  Do not underestimate the rumors of a college's chilly temperatures even though it's 145,000 degrees outside now.  You will glance behind yourself in your Sociology class and discover that the room apparently has a fireplace. 

Lesson # 13:  The hills will kill you. 

Lesson #14:  You will now assume that the infamous "Freshman 15" are a lie because your nearest dining hall is NEVER open, resulting in a near-mile walk to the closest food establishment.

Lesson #15:  Bees will come into your dorm and hide on you.  You won't be able to find them.  You will look for hours with your equally bee-phobic roommate.  And you will sleep with your eyes open that night.

Haha, some of the lessons this time around are a little pessimistic/melodramatic, but I'm seriously having fun here.  I don't mean to scare off anyone who will be going to college in the future!  College is awesome, especially when your Understanding Music: Rock teacher breaks out the life-size floor keyboard from Playskool.  :D 

In other news, chapter two of Violet Pulse is coming out today  <3

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